A Bit Of Humor: Grandparents’ Answering Machine

A family member sent this to me…(Author Unknown)

For the grandparents-to-be and those who already are…

Enjoy! 😉

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your
message after you hear the beep.. beeeeeppp …

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to
5 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is. 😉

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your
home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, dial 9

“If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!”

Have a great week! 🙂

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Tammy
Tammy Embrich -- Full time work from home, writer, blogger, Avon representative, and LOVES playing with makeup. She is the proud grandmother of 2 wonderful grand blessings. You can visit Tammy at MakeUp Products Online .

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